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“When you can find gratitude in something as ordinary and ridiculous as going to the bathroom, you can find it anywhere.”
— Conrad Deas
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What’s Inside
Some ridiculous stories. A few tips. And one ridiculous practice.
Be Grateful for 10 Seconds
The bathroom habit that makes gratitude unavoidable, using your biology as a built-in reminder.
Be Grateful IN, Not FOR
The critical distinction that changes everything about how gratitude works in hard seasons.
Be Grateful for Toilet Paper
Training your eye to see the invisible army of helpers making your life work.
Be Grateful for Your Heartbeat
Gratitude for the organic automations that keep you alive, including the ones that fire every bathroom visit.
Be Grateful Until You Don’t Have To
The science of habit formation, and Conrad’s own season of chaosity that tested everything.
Be Grateful Out Loud
How a private practice creates public ripples — and contributes to a billion seconds of gratitude every day.
A. Conrad Deas II
I’m a writer, husband, dad, lover of God, growth, gratitude, and dry humor. I’m also an ordained pastor and have served as a Christian minister for about a decade.
I wrote this book during my own “season of chaosity” — and the gratitude practice inside it helped me not spiral into internal chaos. Now I’m sharing it so it can hopefully help do the same for you.
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