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Chapter 1

Be Grateful for 10 Seconds

You Can Build an Unbreakable Gratitude Habit With the Genius Trigger… Starting Today

Years ago, I read Tiny Habits by Dr. BJ Fogg. He emphasized that if you want to establish a new habit, you need to attach it to existing anchors, or triggers. I've practiced gratitude for years and helped others begin practicing it as well, but somehow, it never occurred to me that bathroom breaks are the ultimate — dare I say, genius — trigger.

Here's Why They're Perfect:

You can't skip them.

You can skip workouts, journaling, and even meals. But for most of us, our biology ensures bathroom breaks. Your body guarantees compliance.

You're in private.

Nobody's grading your gratitude. It's just you with a few seconds to yourself, like a built-in pause button.

You do it multiple times daily.

Not once in the morning or night, but three to seven times throughout your day.

You do it anywhere.

Home, office, traveling — wherever you go, bathroom breaks follow.

You're already paused.

Adding 10 seconds of gratitude takes no extra time.

Brace Yourself…

Here's the super-duper complex formula for using bathroom breaks to build a gratitude habit:

  1. First: When you go to the bathroom, pick ONE thing to be grateful for. One.
  2. Next: Say a simple thank you in your head or out loud: "Thank you that my body is working." "Thank you for whoever invented toilet paper." "Thank you for the lock on this door." "Thank you for indoor plumbing."
  3. Then: Smile. Even a fake one. Your brain doesn't always know the difference.
  4. Finally: Hold your smile and marinate in that feeling of gratitude for 10 seconds (4 second breath in — 6 second breath out).

That's it. Go to the bathroom. Say thank you. Smile. Marinate for 10 seconds. You're done.

Seriously. That's the whole practice. You can start your new gratitude practice today.

Yes, you're literally going to smile while pooping (or peeing). Your future self will thank you. Your past self would be so confused.

This Is As Effective As It Is Ridiculous

Most gratitude practices fail because you have to remember them. This one works because it ties to what you already do several times daily.

When you can find gratitude while sitting on, or standing in front of, a toilet, you can find it anywhere.

When you begin appreciating toilet paper during a terrible day, you're building a skill that works regardless of circumstances.

The bathroom becomes your training ground for a gratitude practice that sticks, even when life stinks. Every visit is an invitation. Every pause is a chance. Every ridiculous thank you builds the muscle of noticing what's working.

Then one day, you realize you're no longer a person just practicing gratitude…

You're a grateful person.

And THAT is the goal: to be a person who is grateful, not just someone who practices gratitude. The bathroom is just the training ground. Life is where you live it.

It may start awkwardly, but that helps it become automatic. It may start ridiculous, but you're about to learn how it can be revolutionary.

If You're Thinking…

"This is weird. I can't take this seriously."

Feeling weird is normal. Weird sticks. Weird is memorable. You might forget to journal or meditate — but you won't forget bathroom breaks.

"What if other people find out I'm doing this?"

They won't. That's the beauty. It's completely private. You can have a 10-second thought if you want. Nobody knows unless you tell them.

"This seems disrespectful or inappropriate."

In reality, it's the opposite. There are few things more appropriate or respectful than pausing to appreciate what's working, especially when other things aren't.

"Won't this become meaningless repetition?"

It becomes repetitive only if you let it. Today, thank your body. Tomorrow, appreciate plumbing. The next day, value privacy. The trigger is the same, but gratitude always varies.

"Will 10 seconds make a difference?"

Not by itself, one time. But repeated three or more times per day over time? Try it and find out. Your time will naturally increase. But 10 seconds at a time is enough to start.

"What if I don't have regular bathroom breaks?"

That's okay. You can apply the same principle to any unavoidable daily activity, such as handwashing, opening doors, pouring coffee, or breathing exercises. The bathroom is one example. The principle works with whatever you do multiple times daily.

Three Steps to Start Today

  1. Set a SWYP Alarm: On your phone, set an alarm labeled: "Don't forget to Smile When You Poop." Or simply, "Don't forget to SWYP."
  2. Start ridiculously simple. Your appreciation can be as basic as "Thank you that I made it here in time." We're not trying to be profound — just consistent.
  3. Track your streak. See how many bathroom visits in a row you can remember to practice gratitude. Make it a game. Can you hit 10 in a row? 50? 100?
✓ What You've Learned So Far
  • Bathroom breaks are the ultimate habit anchor / trigger
  • The 4-step practice takes only 10 seconds
  • The trigger is unavoidable, private, and repeatable
  • You can start TODAY with your next bathroom visit

Your Action Before Moving On:

  • Set a phone alarm: "Don't forget to SWYP"
  • Complete ONE bathroom gratitude (right now if you need to go)
  • Notice how it felt (awkward is normal!)

Next: You know gratitude is good, but what if it feels fake when life gets tough? Chapter 2 reveals the one critical distinction between forcing positivity and finding genuine appreciation — a truth reinforced for me while standing in my yard, watching strangers dig a massive trench as our water bills climbed to five times normal and somehow finding myself grateful IN that fiasco…

Want the rest?

Chapters 2–6 Are Waiting

The Ridiculous Gratitude framework, the season of chaosity that tested it, and how to make it stick for good.

© 2026 A. Conrad Deas II  ·  Smile When You Poop  ·  Founding Reader Edition